Topic aside for a moment - I think I have finally escaped AMP. Yaay!

I have had work stress such that I have taken to pinching the bridge of my nose. Yesterday I let the guys know not to do that with long fingernails. New chick (who I like fine, just not at all my type), piped up with a 'You know what you need to do to stop that?' I know what she meant, but she never got there because I told her what I need.

I need a restraining order to keep idiots and fuckwits 500 meters away from me. I also need that order to state that they don't call, email, sms, or any other anything that lets me know they exist. Then I need a team of bouncers, who have basic training to administer IQ tests. They would fend the idiots out of my zone.