Hell No!

That's my current answer for Greenpeace. And whilst I secretly do care about the environment, I can't resist saying Hell No! to the Greenpeace people who jump in my way and ask "Are you interested in the environment?!" Get a new question, get out out of my way, or I'll tell you my Greenpeace PVC fridge magnet story until you squirm.

Went in to work late today. Only went at all because there was stuff that really did have to be done. Then I left early, and Greenpeace tried to get between me and bed. Had a nap, got up and realised that Dark Angel is back on (one of the few shows I will actually go out of my way not to miss), and heard a tapping at my door.

And it was the Wilderness Society! What is this, today? I am sick and I am grumpy(er). Don't stand there with your clipboard and tell me about old growth forests and try to make me admit that I care. You will only suffer damage to your faith in humankind when I tell you of my limited interest in, or concern for, old growth forests, catchments, children, and the cost of water. Then, when you hope aloud that I start caring before it's all too late, I will decide that it's quite funny when the Wilderness Society guy gets narky. And I will smile contentedly at you until you piss off.