On the train this morning I was sitting across from a couple. The guy had no obvious problems or deformities - but I couldn't shake the thought that he'd purchased her from the Philippines. This guy had a laptop, and he was staring at it intently. Sometimes his tongue stuck out. He wasn't typing or anything, but didn't move his hands from the keyboard. When he wanted something, he'd ask her. She was holding up things for him to read, getting his phone and holding it up to his hear after dialling. She even fed him a banana. Freaky.

Here's something I've never done before. I'm 'on The Pill,' and today's Wednesday. But Wednesday is gone, and I sure as hell haven't had Wednesday today. My favourite blonde joke is 'Why do blondes take The Pill? - So they know what day it is.' This screws that logic.

(excerpted from old journal)